Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
