i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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