That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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