How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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