what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
