David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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