I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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