my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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