Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
