Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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