I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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