I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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