I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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