She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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