She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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