I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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