Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she peed on how many people?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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