How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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