i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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