Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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