I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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