her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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