can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
