i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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