she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Sober January is a disaster.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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