Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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