So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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