Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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