Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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