Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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