try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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