We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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