I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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