There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
