If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we're making bets on your personal life
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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