ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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