She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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