so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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