um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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