Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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