She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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