the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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