Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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