D3 body, D1 cock
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My feet surprised me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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