I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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