My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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