I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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