we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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