Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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