HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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