somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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