You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
