on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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