And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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