so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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