you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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