He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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